Q – I recently met someone who claims to have known you wellish. He mentioned that you have/had poor eyesight and that your mates liked to arrange to meet you in the pub, arrive early and watch you try and find them.

Childish I know but is it true?

A – Childish indeed but I can believe the story. I my eyes are indeed poor. I wear contact lenses now. But I’m still far from 20-20.