Q – In the ‘Mainstream’ era, you appeared on a Saturday morning kiddies show where you were jointly interviewed by wannabe Alarm band member Gaz Top and a bizarre green alien Puppet creation called Gilbert, voiced by Phil Cornwell, now appearing on the impossibly smug ‘Dead Ringers’. The interview was rather excruciating to watch as you seemed extremely uncomfortable. Can you recall any of this debacle? Why were you so piqued? Was it due to the mulleted Welsh chap or the silly puppet?

A – Boy, I love that you remember!!! My memories of our TV appearances from that period have merged into one great big uncomfortable experience and I’m happy to have forgotten any details.