Q – In the current edition of MOJO here in the UK (Steve Marriot is on the cover) there is a very dull article on the band FELT. The most exciting bit was the statement that Lawrence from FELT walked out on one of your gigs when you were eating a banana on stage? My thoughts were ‘very I’m your man’ from you and what an odd thing to walk out about. Any recollections? did he heckle you?

A – Sounds like Lawrence is adopting the “Chronicles” method for his memoirs. I’m sure I never ate a banana on stage.